Corinthians (BA)
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Andrew Burnip One of a trio of Burnips in the squad, and possibly the shortest of the three.Likes people who slurp their drinks. |
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Anthony Hall Gangly and uncoordinated, Anthony has been know to cause batsmen untold problems with his bowling. |
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Barry Gunn A volatile semi-deranged fast bowler.A bit like a tasmanian devil on red bull. |
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Ben Hodgson One of the last "gentleman" cricketers.Sir John often allows the rest of the team to roam freely on his 400 acre estate. |
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Billy Webber More reculsive than Howard Hughes, Billy was last seen wandering the streets of Benton looking for Blue Flames. |
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Dan Burnip Dan, or "desperate" as he's refered to by ladies, has recently had height increase surgery and is now 7 inches taller than when he was born. |
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Dave Middleton Dave hates cricket.Often compared to an older Frank Gallagher from Shameless. |
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Ewan Smith Ewan is only filling in a bit of time with the squad while waiting for a call from Noel Gallagher. |
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Frankie Carrick An organisational mastermind, Frankie used to work for NASA until the Challenger space shuttle incident.No charges were ever pressed. |
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Graeme Smith More reclusive than Billy Webber, Graeme prefers to communicate with the rest of the team by using his highly prized carrier pigeons.No one has heard from him in 14 months. |
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Graham Foster Gave up work to become a brain surgeon,or something like that. Graeme has refused to speak since he discovered Milli Vanilli mimed. |
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Grahame Burnip Father of Dan,Andrew and 17 other Burnips,Likes to bowl, likes to bat, often found asleep when fielding. |
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Jamie Case Jamie was the inspiration for the movie "The curious case of Benjamin Button" as he's actually 70 years old.We have a rota for his nappy changes. |
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Jim Baldock Jim spent 3 years with the Royal Ballet when he was younger.No one knows why. |
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John Moseley (Ole Mose) Captain, Chairman and tactician, Ole Mose likes nothing better than being in charge.Now lives in a tent after selling his flat to buy more Cricket gear. |
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Kevin Hiscock Famously, Kev once spent 7 hours at the crease for 6 runs in practice.He polishes his head with Salix bat wax to dazzle bowlers. |
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Luke Van Zwanenberg The rightful heir to the throne of Zwanenberg,Luke uses Cricket to recruit troops for his planned coup to reclaim his kingdom. |
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Martin Wall Quick and accurate,deceptive and hard to play.These are just some of the words you won't find people using about Martin. |
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Matthew Shaw If he asks you "Is it safe?" tell him it's safe!!Likes to practice his dental skills on hungover squad members. |
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Nigel Clough As well as leading Derby County to mid-table this season, Nigel still has time to play cricket for The Corinthians. |
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Paul Brown Vietnam veteran Paul can often be seen out walking his beloved porcelain dog,"Fluffy" in the Forest Hall area. |
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Simon Shaw A disciple of Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, Simon loves a bit of pain.Once got through a practice session without injury and then cried. |
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Steve "Rico" Richardson Our very own "Eshingtun Express". Steve used to look like Rodger Daltrey when he had hair.Crap at darts, according to Steve Harmison. |
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Steve Coles Normally grumpy Steve just loves Christmas.If you want to see him smile wish him a Merry Christmas, even if it's April. |
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